If you can Dream it – You can Achieve it :)

Sardar Jokes

Posted on: June 9, 2010

Banta: I do not want to marry because I am afraid of all women.

Santa: Get married soon, then you will be afraid of only one women and start loving other women…:D)))HAHAHAHA…

Santa goes 2 a petrol pump, sees a board `Don`t use mobile here.` He picks his mobile phone, calls everyone from his phone & says

Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Santa: Ok! We will apply next year..lolz..lolz..

Son: Papa I saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!

Santa: O Stupid! You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi..lolz lolz…

Husband: If I die, will you remarry……?Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry…?Husband: No, I’ll also stay with your sister…!!.:D..

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